Deja Voodoo reunion show, man.

Them's balls

Penis threat levels at an all time high. God'll take no mercy on my penis.

ZMF versus Stacey512. Ding ding ding

And everyone's worried about the quality and depth of the Glenn Beck sketch because . . .
Here's an Onion/SNL tie-in sketch idea. Taylor Swift dies in a car accident, and everyone's sad because it wasn't Glenn Beck.

800s How I learned to love the Schlong
900s Johnsons in the time of Johson

British. End of discussion.

Honky Grandma Be Trippin 2: Glenn Beck's gammy got back!

Hipster douchebags with a 7-year-old son come here. And watch Bakugan. And play Bakugan, and will buy Bakugan for the Wii.

Duck pate
Duck is cold turning off finding out if Kennedy is dead just to get boned. Cold.

Yes, and that'll continue to the point where whoever you give your $120 a month for will give you everything you want (Internet, video, voice, Netflix, etc) over any device you want (iPOD, DVR, Wii, Xbox, broadband router, optical network unit, etc.).

Right, and Google wears a white angel halo above the big G.
Oh wait, but the server farms suck up 87% of the world's available energy.
How Google and Apple have managed to avoid being considered multinationals, while Microsoft gets pegged as evil incarnate, continues to be a mystery. Oh wait, most people are dumb-asses.

SCTV did 2 brilliant Bergman takes — Tirteen tirteen (Persona) and Scenes from an Idiots marriage, with Martin Short in a lifetime-pass performance as Jerry Lewis

AV Club call out
just rewatching, and noticed Danny's defense of his high school's AV Club. CJ said he must have been president, and Danny said he was only V.P., and it's still a bitter pill.

What's wrong Hudson, want me to get you your slippers.
Gee Sarge, would you?
Look into my eyes.

Dr McRape's gonna be a napalm star

30 Cock
Community shit
The Orifice
Parks and Recreational ass fucking

Wow, were you in your apartment in Idaho?

The bookstore gags are strong. I'd like to see a whole episode take place in an alternate universe 30 Rock neighborhood; fake chain bookstore, coffee shop that rhymes with Hartucks, and famous movie theatre chain. The meta possibilities are meta endless.

That's good porn, 30 hard as a rock