I've seen The Reverend Horton Heat probably around a dozen times. Never gets old.

Don't you dare put my cargo shorts in the same category as Crocs. I have a lot of cargo.

This reminds me of that hilarious scene in The IT Crowd: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Coincidentally, "bandicoot" and "marsupial" are some of my favorite words to enunciate. Go ahead, say it:

That last demon with the crown and the hapless bastard underfoot is the "Demon who terrorizeth the imbecile that doth not retrieve his dog's shite"

Ooooh, the marilith!

I do want my toots beared!

"Traditionally, straight couples exchange strap-on dildos to mark their six-month anniversary."

Yeah, gotta find Stone Cold and watch that shit again.

Also missing: Flash Gordon and Zorro-The Gay Blade.

I heard he might be back for The Second to the Last of the Mohicans.

The Be-Bloodening?

Can we just turn off commenting on the Internet? Let's just buy stuff and watch movies, ok? I hate to say it but in retrospect giving everyone a voice doesn't seem like the best idea.

"Epic garbage swirl fights." Well put.

Marvel has graciously allowed Wonder Woman to dominate the headlines for a few weeks and now… POW! Back in the spotlight! What a bunch of bastards!

Alice in Chains with Layne Staley. I also kind of dig Morphine.

I got a chance to see a night with Warren Zevon in Madison years ago. Just him at the piano, riffing on pop culture and singing. He was talented, smart, and engaging. I have no doubt he'd still be making great music right now if he could.

I still enjoy The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge their sequels. It works well. Charm, character, adventure…the escapist goods are delivered.

That movie wasn't bad. I recommend never watching it with your older uncle who lives in an old folks home. Awkward.

I can't see the name Clarisse (or any of its variations) without Anthony Hopkins's voice immediately whispering to me… "Thank you, Clarice."