Yup. Has stupid ever traveled so far, so fast?

No one has mentioned the Cubbies? Alas! Their win has indeed been overshadowed by 2016.

"Little pig, little pig… LET (hip swing/lean) ME (hip swing/lean) IN (hip swing/lean)!"

You bloated sack of proto-plasm!!!

True enough. Loki came back from basically the same death and no one batted an eye.

Can't we have more Red Skull? The 1st Captain America movie was good but not the best. Ending was kinda dumb but goddam! The Red Skull! Even the way they killed him off felt like a formality.

He could just say "It's pronounced Victor Von 'Dome'" and throw everyone off. Similar to "That's 'Frahnkenstein.'" "Excuse me?" "My name, it's pronounced 'Frahnkenstein.'"

Breastaurant food.

Thanks, man

Ok so Gojira, Revocation, Evile, Warbringer… this is good. They don't play metal on the radio anymore so trying to find some good modern metal bands. Any others?

I'm more shocked that this is actually a story and people actually get their news from Facebook. But… does it really matter? A fake news story headline will be there only to confirm what someone already wants to hear. Why doesn't someone just come up with NewsYouWantToHear.com where you login, fill out a handy…

Ms. Eleven, the goverment's naught but lies and deceit.

Steven Seagal is… Marked for Borscht.

Watched The Ring again on Halloween since I had nothing better to do. Still gave me shivers but I never quite realized that beneath the horror it's a fantastic mystery. Once you know where all the scares are you can concentrate more on the story and characters. A slow burning mystery that unravels bit by creepy…

Walk this way. Here ya go, this way.

That stage name is probably already taken….

Have they fused Michael and Benedict into Fassbenderbatch yet?

Dang, missed those. Romancing the Bone was pretty good though.

He could speak without lips!

Surprised there isn't a porn parody of this already.