I loved Anaimalympics! I'll never forget the screaming Italian bobsled octopi!

Why are we wasting our breath here? The high point of this episode was definitely the talk show that followed. In particular, Christian Serratos.

Agent Sitwell, is that you? He whispered, "Hail HYDRA!" to the unconscious Sasha off camera.

Might as well get it up there now: True Detective.

Ok, how does Rosita keep looking so damn good? Her makeup and hair always seem to be perfect. Maybe she was an aesthetician?

Women are taking over, woo hoo!

A frisbee from Tron, the sarcophagus key from The Mummy, a glass ball of VX chemicals from The Rock, the syringe from Pulp Fiction, a shard of broken mirror from Apocalypse Now, one of those purple Joker gang jackets from Batman, Klytus's mask from Flash Gordon.

Shia LaBeouf… from the 4th planet of the Hoth system.

Great! Now answer the damn phone.

No, no no. The worst part of going to see a horror movie: idiot parents. I went to see Drag Me To Hell and there was a family of 5 in the front row. I think the kids were between 5 and 8 years old. Needless to say, they were crying and wanting to leave about 45 min into the movie.

Yeah, I was wondering about that. If he's infected, will his delicious calf infect the scummy Termites? If they want to drag those guys out as the villains through the entire season, it will have to be a very slow transformation. They didn't even mention the possibility of that in Talking Dead, even though it seems…

yeah, really not looking forward to this. I can handle political undercurrents in hero movies but… yikes, I get the feeling that this is going to club us over the head. Please don't, Marvel, I'm still getting over the political commentary from the creator of Jar Jar Binks.

My favorite home-from-school trio was Get Smart, F Troop, and Ultra Man. Never got any better.

Whoever is behind this show is just plain lazy. "We got a book w/ an interesting spin on vampires. They're ugly and not pretty? Sold!" The Master isn't that scary. Richard Sammel just acting creepy is much more fun to watch.

That was Bolivar. In his wig, no less. His regular hair was falling out so apparently he felt the need to stay Rock Star when hunting the Vampire Resistance.

Does anyone else see the opportunity for a cover of Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla song? But who…?

When the strigoi stinger nails you, it also injects a bloodworm which infects and gradually turns the victim. That's why the tounge tentacle has two points: one sucks and one blows. In the books, it was never really specified how the conversion process is different for a drone and for a vampire that maintians its…

Lit 350: Excruciating Literature - Middlemarch, Tristram Shandy

You know there are some sadist Lit professors out there. I pity the English Major that sees this next to Middlemarch on the syllabus.

We're mammals, my friend. The visuals will always be pleasing.