American Pie… thank god someone finally brought that up.  There is nothing more horrible.  I look for a bridge to leap off of everytime that song plays but the Drowned Ones are inevitably singing it in their watery graves.

So… could vampires prevent the Idiocracy?

The robot fighting spectacle was indeed awesome and a lot of fun.  I was happy with the robots and monsters, and that the level of banality was far lower than Transformers.  But I also walked in hoping that some of the standard cliches would have been avoided.  They could have and the movie would have been much better…

This movie is the GWAR of summer movies.

Is it ok to like Outshined?

Yes, great flick.  Made for HBO, I believe.

Had dinner over the weekend at an upscale Brazilian style steakhouse…

Yup, a kickass episode across the board.  I think I raised a fist for Dany.

Enjoying those jovial conversations that Ragnar has w/ his prisoners.  They always end so well.

I've heard this too.  Unfortunately, the traditions of poetry, acting and singing are seen as manly in Europe and Australia and girly here.  I'm a big Shakespeare fan, I listen to the Arkangel collection in my car. Yeah… it's not something I talk about w/ the guys over a beer.

I have a hard time understanding how the Jarl even stays in power.  Do the people support him?  He obviously flounts the rules when it is in his interest.  Remember his line, "… here's a man who doesn't support our traditions…?"  Well, it seems the good Jarl is not supportive of their judicial traditions since Ragnar…

Certainly some Tom Cruise parallels here.

They forgot Living in Oblivion.  You can't have dwarves in dreams without mentioning Living in Oblivion.

I liked the soul cleansing piece of gum he chews afterward.

I liked the soul cleansing piece of gum he chews afterward.

Have I missed a few things?

Have I missed a few things?

James Bond movies:  blatant whitesploitation.

James Bond movies:  blatant whitesploitation.

Masuka needs to get into business w/ Batista and open a sushi bar.  Dexter could feature a weekly Masuka lewd-sushi special, punctuated with Masuka's stuttering laughter.  Deb's Spicy Tuna Roll, hahahaha…. etc