But only within the boundaries of very holy matrimony unless it was a very special episode mean to teach a lesson.

"It is a typical multi-camera sitcom"
Oh god people will like that. They will love that.

It's honestly pretty glorious. Probably the best AV Club title in a long time.

I just looked at that picture again. They really do look like weirdly clothes porn starlets. It's like someone brought all the spray on tan and bleach and eyeliner but forgot the slutty clothes.

Every 30-50 year old woman I know on Facebook.

So… the three main character don't end up having sex together? I distinctly remember a Full House episode where the 3 dads all banged each other. Disappointed this doesn't honor the past. Or my dream. Whatever that was.

It really isn't disingenuous, it's just comic book trope. Like, oldest of time shit.

I'm with you. But now I'm just starting to enjoy the rabid hate machine that seems to be brewing around this film and feed off how annoyed people are.
I don't give a goddamn motherfuck. I've waited my entire life to see BATMAN and SUPERMAN punch things on a giant movie screen so who the fuck cares.

They released 2 Hours and 20 minutes of the film already via trailers? Damn. That does seem excessive.

TLDR: Comic book movie has comic book story.

Batman meets all my propane and propane accessory needs.

But the job of cool people who write articles is to shit all over this movie because… Uh… I guess I'm unclear on that. Because.

Good. I want every goddamn minute of my goddamn Batman I can get. Fuck everything else.

While I though Hardy did a phenomenal job of really fading into the background in a way Gibson wouldn't have been capable of, I will admit it would be fascinating to see how Gibson would have played it. Despite being a racist asshole he's a really great actor.

Oh yeah, but not like a "Trump" racist. His racism was founded in the ignorance of this time. So it's slightly more forgivable because, you know, pretty much everyone as a racist.

Just got this on audible, really looking forward to hearing it. Reading it? What do you call it when you listen to an audio book? It feels disingenuous to say I read it when I listened tons someone else read it.

Adams is great but Pike brought that amazing detached coldness that the character really needed.

Currently in theaters or on their way to theaters? No? Then shut up.

*theater manager sighs and rolls eyes*
"Sure, clop, not fap, whatever, just clean up your jizz before the little kids come in."

You just hear the general disappointment in the text better.