Screaming Lord Sutch hanged himself several years ago, poor bastard.

We Like It Very Much (sullenly).

Great! Let's nail him to something short (but not *too* short) and wooden with railroad spikes!
As-phix-i-ation, you're makin' me wait…

Yeah, but did the bears play with the ball afterwards? Polar bears playing with a red ball is always *so cute*!

What's up with the fucking red box?

Mel Gibson in "The Henry Ford Story?"

"Well, there's your answer, FishBulb."

That comes from playing the living fuck out of a guitar for hours every day for 38 years or so.

Actually, using a wash cloth and a towel of non- matching colors can *deeply* shock and offend gays.

Becoming *Zorba* the Greico! And shrinking even more. That's why hardly anyone can see me, now.

@caplives! : Did you notice that they never show the horse's *face* in that commercial? I'll bet it was like something out of Ren and Stimpy. "No, sir, I didn't like it."

Amy Winehouse's music *smells* like Blaxploitation. She's got a hell of a voice,
though.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who uses the phrase "turd burglars" to refer to Dese Kids Today. Also to domestic pets. Pushing 40 is enough exercise, thanks.

"Lifetime: Television For Idiots"
Could this peice-of-shit farago be any more patronizing of women? Plus it causes Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and lowered sperm-counts in men, even after short exposure.
The evidence is in, even though I just totally made that up based on personal experience
Nice to see Jo from the…

Not even with Stalin's petrified dick.

Is Mikey B pre-med? Pre-law? Same difference;
and it's always good advice.