And everyone is lame and stupid and no one is as funny as Sophia!

Actually, I liked Lower Decks. I wonder what it was about that one that made it better to me. Maybe it just seemed so much better than Sub Rosa!

Space Scotland, when the fog rolled in.

I know what it is, Richey Loo! We're awesome!!!

The worst of both worlds!

There's an episode of the Golden Girls like that! It's terrible and lame and I was robbed of one more episode of the GG.

Beverly, with green eyes.

I would watch the shit out of that.

Does Joe Piscopo teach him to brag, too?

Ha! That would have been bad, though frankly, not surprising.

Maybe I could turn that PhD into a gig reviewing on the AV Club! :)

"No one has ever used the word “caress” in real life, unless they are referring to the reasonably-priced line of soaps and body washes of the same name."

DEF my fave!!!

I had to:

I agree about Thine Own Self, though we do get to watch Troi send LaForge to his death …

"A sentient nebula chases the ship, which has nowhere to hide, because usually it would be in a nebula. Data adopts a dog, snake, and parrot."

"A temporal "wad" sends the crew back in time, Picard befriends a young Picasso. Barclay falls down a turbolift shaft, is trapped for days."

ALSO: NOW READ THIS!

"but for all we know, she spent her autumn years having ghost sex and died mid-orgasm"

SLAMMIN' BASKETS!!!!!!!!