Thelusian flu?

I think that's French for "The cheese is old and moldy."

Star Trek: News Radio

I own Star Trek Uno and I am not kidding.

Star Trek: Friends

Star Trek: Golden Girls

Nope! I didn't! Damn. This is the birds, then? I still like the birds.

Quality, not quantity!!

Another reason to use shuttlecrafts. Eek!

Where's that BioAwesome gel from Aquiel when you need it? If it can clone Beverly's mani, I bet it can do Picard's heart, too.

We're like a show-idea factory up in here.

I'm with Trekinosis. I've been looking forward to making dreamcake jokes for months!

HAVE FUN, RICHELIEU AND CO.!!!

What if your greatest fear is killing Darth Vader, only to find out you're him, and you've become what you always hated?

The one full-blooded native person I know prefers the term "First Nations." So to each his/her own, I suppose. I'm happy to refer to her by whatever cultural term she prefers, myself.

"Though in her defense, Troi would certainly be freaked the hell out in that situation."

Is that what they call pop-up ads in the 24th century??

Especially for me! When I am looking at Captain Picard … ow ow!!!

Does this upshot make my forehead too shiny?

.. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT