Sup bro?

Sup bro?

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Tokyo Police Club knows how to keep the Sabbath holy brah!

How do they get killed intelligently brah? Some psycho killer makes righteous bro-dudes conjugate Latin verbs until their brains explode? Have someone with discalculia try to solve that math problem Matt Damon solved in Good Will Hunting?

Does Machoke have to choke a bitch?

Zoobilee zoo! Zoobilee Zoo!
Magic and wonder are waiting for you…

Where the shit are the ninjas and zombies bros? I'm looking for some kind of Robot Cop, Vampire, Zombie, and Ninja team ala the A-Team going against Aliens who are also lawyers or some kind of cabal or some shit and those damn aliens are totally in league with some fuckin' werewolves! It would be rad. Also the team…

Bros, I've always been partial to "Please Drive Faster."

Oh man…not at the X-Games. Those are like the Holy Grail for bros, brahs, and dudes alike…

Mr. Xtreme Origin Myth?
Anyone got a spoiler on Mr. Xtreme's origin myth? Cosmic radiation? Suit powered by alien technology? Given powers by a some sort of wizard? Your best bro, Dan Cortese's, interest has been piqued, but some scumbags at the cable company have totally harshed my vibes by cutting off my cable. …

Hey Billy you crazy vampire-bro,

Deep Blue Sea also gave us the awesome LL Cool J rap jam, "Deepest Bluest," in which LL proclaims that his hat is, "like a shark fin." So something, something life time pass for all bros involved.

Something something health care something something bros!

Ummm….Lando lived in Cloud City?
Did I do it right dudes?

@ silly buns,
That dude's name was Iann Robinson and he was indeed a douchebag deluxe. Fat piece of crap never wanted to play hoops. At least Eric Nies was down for a game of rock and jock…

The montage sequence in BOOBS?
Go head on, you son of a TITS.
KNOCKERS
BOOBIES, PENIS smurfed FART!

I think his excuse is space aliens Brosphine.

22 years old? Only three more years until you can be a powerlifter brah!

@KMeat

You wanna rumble with me?
Tumble with me?
I float like a cloud sting like jumble bee.