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Dan Cortese
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Nah brah,

Santos are you Jimmy Chamberlin, former drummer for Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, and uh…Smashing Pumpkins again?

Zubaz pants were created by the professional wrestling tag team, The Road Warriors (aka Legion of Doom)? That can't possibly be true can it dudes?

Damn…you're right! NEIL YOUNG!!! FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!!!!

How about instead of cancelation a gritty reboot with your best bro, Dan Cortese?

Wait a second, they're actually showing episodes of Sports Show. FUCK BRO MY VIBES HAVE BEEN TOTALLY HARSHED!

BrianS,

@MDPD

^

There's a thing called Theory of a Deadman? I don't bros, that seems like some weak shit right there.

Lemur,

And with that error, I've damned myself to forever wander the wastelands alone without a bro to chest-bump with for all eternity…

This Owl City Fellow
is worthy of the neither the moniker "bro," nor the less, "brah."

This Owl City Gentleman
is not worthy of the moniker "bro."

Puddle of
Muddddddd?

I for one can't wait for the spiteful all colon review next week!

Is the answer Korn?

I'm not particularly class-conscious though I could do without all that multi-class nonsense. Are you a cleric? Are you an bard? Pick a class and stay with it! But I digress. Your talk of a chesty, widowed halfling lady has piqued my interest. What is the next step my good man? Do I have to roll a saving throw

^

My good man, would you perchance have any other websites for gentlemen looking to be introduced to wealth halfling lasses who are either warriors or clerics?