Almost that entire article made me want to yell "NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!" and then give some doofus a wedgie and then high-five my bros.

Auto-Recycler-O-Matic?
Kind of unrelated to Mario but AV Club are you trying to make a bro spank it today or something? Every article seems to be about the sluttiest sluts and the sexiest sexes…not that I'm complaining.

Rock n' Roll Racing dudes…Rock n' Roll Racing.

What we seeing is!
The streets, the cops, the system, harrassment (uh-huh)
The options, get shot, go to jail, or getcha ass kicked
(aight) The lawyers, the part, they are, of the puzzle (uh-huh)
The release, the warning, "Try not, to get in trouble" (damn!)
The snitches, the odds (uhh), probation, parole (what?!)
The new…

Good For Animal…
That dude has needed some help for a long time. I was listening to the John Denver & Muppets Christmas album today and Animal screaming "RUN RUN REINDEER!!!" all over their rendition of "Little Saint Nick," pretty much fucked that track up.

I thought he was a standard issue street soldier…

You Know What Would Rule?
If they got Andrew W.K. to cover "Silent Night," and some random indie bands to cover a Slade song that is not "Cum On Feel The Noize," it would really kick this Holiday Undercover deal from wakeboarding with your bros awesome over the top to scoring a 50 basket at the Rock n' Jock b-ball…

"You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down."

Veronica's Closet was just a paycheck bro. The chicks on that show were no Elaine Benes. Dan C.'s not into fat chicks, but killer Oakley shades don't just grow on trees.

Second greatest role of my career bro, right behind MTV Sports! I mean Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the 90s was a primo piece of ass, but that can't compare to the awesomeness of catching some sick waves with your bros down in Redondo Beach.

Due to his working relationship with Weird Al and previous marriage to Judy Tenuta, I'd have to say Emo Phillips' band is probably plays accordian-based parodies suitable for play on the Dr. Demento show circa 1983.

Viva Variety. I miss my cool ass pal, Johnny Blue Jeans

@Haysoos

Dear Kanye
What's a bro gotta do to get a second chance at fame? You seem like the right dude to ask seeing as how you've been given like 327.89 second chances. Brah I never claimed a president hated anyone or bumrushed a teen girl at an award show, yet Hollywood dropped me like a chugged Red Bull can. C'mon Broback…

Fuck! That should be really terrible porno novel. That's what I get for trying to spin a b-ball while typing.

Those Who Trespass
Wonder if this comic will cover Bill Bro Reily writing a really terribly porno novel, or are they saving that for book 2?

I wonder if little bros now get mad stoked if they find discarded USBs in the woods. USBs filled with the hardcorest smut. That's what replaced porno mags right broskis?

Bro o' Crap,

@leeharvey

Yo Pete, Have You Cast Anyone As Bard Yet?
If not give your bro, Dan Cortese, a call brah. You know I need the work. Shit, I'll play Nori the dwarf, or even a CGI eagle if you give me a chance. C'mon bro, I'm tired of eating ramen and beating off to America's Next Top model. Christ brah, I need some Hungry Man…