I prefer the 2006 American remake.

Bring back the rubber suits!

"Wiener, wiener, wiener" sprung to mind as I read this:

The fans will be outraged by this no doubt.

Obvious inchworm is obvious.

Bring back Arnold.

"In vino veritas, as they say."

It's time for FU to put a bit of stick about.

Why stop at three?

I was just kidding around. I can't really remember too much about the film but I like both the leads so there must have been some sort of chemistry surely …

I really enjoyed Fassbender in those early scenes. It was beautifully done, and called to mind the tone of 2001: ASO.

I thought going underground was perhaps a new "Reposted Guardian Comments" gimmick account.

Those guys have some serious chemistry going. I guess you're just an MJ and PP shipper.

Could you not even describe that scene?

Better than being produced by Biastoc and Gloom.

The problem is, I don't think it would have taken much more that a good script polish to make the film much better.

Did you enjoy the cinematography of Valhalla Rising? I haven't seen it but I imagine the Highland mists of Scotland must have looked wonderful up on the silver screen.

Can somebody phone Richard Roeper because we just found Ebert's replacement?

Nice post but spoiler alert!

What amazes me is that the record actually holds up.