This show is good for running and driving and doing dishes, but I'm not sure I can sit down and watch an episode start to finish.

Who threw that glass. I'll count to ten then tell me who threw the glass. Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten.

We're commenting on an internet message board. I don't think many of us have delusions of being funny or cool. But for Scharpling to get a stick up his ass about the AV Club comments… it's like we're all talking shit next to our lockers, and a shitty english teacher pops out of a doorway and starts correcting our…

The Kinkster's always good for that. "Won't you make it a corned beef on rye / she'd shout with a tear in her eye"

I always liked Dixie Flyer. For as many Jews as there are in music, there's not that many songs about being Jewish in that way.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus The mayo trick is a good one - it gives the bread a nice extra bit of crunch. But I do miss the butter when it's not there.

You should probably end all of your comments with that last line.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus That sounds awesome. I have been making and freezing ice cubes of gremolata just for those kinds of sandwiches. (Although I guess that has anchovies in it, which would make them no longer vegetarian.)

Here is my preferred grilled cheese sammich.

Sorry - meant to reply to the food thread, so I moved my cabbagechat up there!

I tried Eagle Rare for the first time last night. A little too sweet and thin for me.

I made a nice spicy cabbage soup last night. Cabbage is unfairly maligned - it can be crisp and delicious!

EDIT: Everyone ignore me please.

Sure - but it's also worth remembering that, even though it may not have been done maliciously, blackface was still damaging and was used to spread a lot hurtful ideas about black people.

Great piece. As someone with music tastes that are apparently uncommon, this really sums up the way I feel about a large number of these well-loved musicians. And Frank Ocean is far from the first. Every year, there are a few musicians that break through in this way, and nine times out of ten, I listen to them and…

No, Dire Straits.

I kind of like Beyonce, but I can't argue with this.

Well said.

Any examples? (Not a challenge - sounds plausible to me, but I can't think of any examples myself.)