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My common sense says no, but my gut says Mojo is behind it all.

You may be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper!

Van and Bruce can't be particularly close. If Thomas or Martha had a sibling, or even cousin, about their age, it's likely that they would have received custody.

2012's "Chinese Zodiac" takes a while to get going, but I think it has the best "slapstick" fight sequences Chan has made in the last 20 years.

Brace yourselves. You think THIS Train album is inessential? They already released the single for next year's release. It's Carmichael and Loesser's Heart & Soul… with new lyrics by Train.

K2SO: what would happen if C3PO was reprogrammed to be Chewbacca.

From the first time Elliot mentioned his bout with cancer, I suspected that he had made it up for attention. The REAL twist is that his charity efforts are real.

Sasheer was one of the hosts of the show where they interviewed the Long Island Pageant players, but she didn't do anything besides throw it to Mooney.

One of the jokes New Girl does very well is "things that aren't things become things."

Even before the reveal that the sunglasses were a plot point, I loved Nick putting on the shades for no reason whatsoever.

The Pathfinder app will never replace the books, but they supplement them very nicely. Usually you only have one book to pass around a table of players/GMs, so the app is handy for in-game reference.

Vixen: We need to find the army- I mean, we need to look slightly to our right to notice the noisy, prolonged battle happening in plain view.

One of the best Stewart/O'Reilly interviews also starts off with "Why so angry?"

That soundtrack is choice.

The little head nod Pimento made when prodding Holt to break a bottle was hilarious.

I fell for a classic Nadia-Ferguson messaround!

We got three different deliveries of "drunk pretending to be sober" in ten seconds. Fine stuff.

I think the bald dudes and kidnapper might be, like the dog, occupying different bodies than intended, hence the mannered behavior.

#keepjost

This is the same design choice that bothered me about the Transformers films, where the robot forms don't look particularly mechanical, and not at all like vehicles.