Ouija was already made. It was called Paranormal Activity.

Your honor, I'm not sure why the officers saw fit to arrest Cary's bearded, drunk compatriot, but these charges of Falsehood regarding Predigious Derriere are preposterous!

Jefe had it all figured out.

One the plus side, the Sharon Carter prologue was amazing and made me REALLY excited about the upcoming series.

And if we get recurring correspondent "Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party" again, BONUS!

The Song of the Summer is Girls Chase Boys by Ingrid Michaelson and I will brook no dissent.

I'm not doing the follow up unless you say the whole thing!

Robert Rodriguez are colleagues. They debuted at pretty much the same time.

People… that's what TINA FEY thought at the time.

The first half-season, where they were trying for mainstream appeal, have a reality I miss. Pete was the biggest casualty, as Adsit did such a great job playing a perfectly normal person who was also really funny.

M.O.T.O. is a great band. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Man, I'd watch Canadian Girls until I died.

I think Paula Patton is a classy lady, a great actress, and a beautiful woman. She's way out of my league. But I take comfort in knowing I have a better chance than estranged husband Robin Thicke.

YET ANOTHER high concept premise that is totally buried beneath blasé family drama. I can't wait for the review blurb "Author creates interesting world; explores it."

Man, who sets out to record music for people to ignore? That's artistic nihilism.

I really miss the designs where you can see "alt-mode" elements in their robot form. Remember Generation One, when everyone's chest looked like a car/plane/boombox?

Don't ever apologize for a Simpsons quote. This is the AV Club. This is where they're supposed to go.

You got your wish. After two great years with the AV Club as an unpaid intern, I was let go for gross incompetence.

Peyton Reed was on the short list to direct The Fantastic Four, and I'm excited to see what happens.

Brent Spiner does the best Patrick Stewart impression. He would call Stewart's wife and have her fooled.