Others have said it, but Spike Lee doesn't belong on this list. At his worst, he's still interesting, and he's seldom at his worst.

I'm no fan of Tyler Perry and I am a white guy, but in all fairness, his performance in Alex Cross really was hammy and too nice to believable. He wasn't especially bad so much as miscast. The writers and director are much more at fault.

Aca-fuck yourself.

I'd much prefer a standard adaptation of The Great Gatsby, not The Great Gatsby (feat. Fergie).

The soundtrack to a film adaptation of The Great Gatsby is not something I'd have ever expected to carry a parental advisory sticker.

The Post Office closed before they could get to their email because Britta was using the computer their email is on.

I know, and trust me, this is that.

SPOILERS

He did Moonrise Kingdom and Looper last year, so he still makes good films every now and then.

I, a masochist, saw both. Alex Cross is shit, but Temptation is much shittier shit. This movie is a disaster of epic proportions.

Robbie Jones slept around a lot when he was married to his ex-wife Brandy (who left him because he tried to kill her) and got AIDS, which he gave to her. He also gave AIDS to Jurnee Smollet-Bell and beat the shit out of her before the Good Christian Man (Lance Gross) showed up to save the day. We then learn that the…

In the movie, he's referred to as the inventor of the third biggest social network since Mark Zuckerberg.

Tyler Perry and Judd Apatow are both lazy, tone-deaf filmmakers, but the films and television Apatow produces without writing or directing are generally pretty solid. Apatow produced Girls and Freaks and Geeks, Perry is responsible for House of Payne and Meet the Browns. This is 40 is one of 2012's worst movies, but…

I saw this yesterday. In no universe does it deserve anything above an F. It's the bastard child of The Room and all those abstinence education videos they show in schools. Incompetent, wrong-headed and ridiculous. Usually Perry's films at least have a decent cast to fall back on, but not this time. Instead, we're…

Family Guy actually bothered to be funny tonight. There were only two cringe-inducing jokes and I laughed multiple times. That t-rex masturbation cutaway has to be the highlight of the season.

Leave Abed out of this!

This is the funniest thing O'Neal has ever written.

I knew we were going to be Barney. Go Noles!

I have no idea who this woman is, other than apparently another self-loathing closeted gay evangelical. I wish I didn't know that much.

This will probably easily be good.