I misread this as "The Cartman of Paris." I'd rather see that.

I misread this as "The Cartman of Paris." I'd rather see that.

Rated Argh for Pirates! Fuck you!

Rated Argh for Pirates! Fuck you!

I'd watch it.

I'd watch it.

Actually, this is the highlight of the season so far, which the possible exception of Butterballs.

Actually, this is the highlight of the season so far, which the possible exception of Butterballs.

If you'd singled out Vacation and Christmas Vacation, I'd assume it was a serious statement, as both are gems of classic comedy, but with those two… not so much.

If you'd singled out Vacation and Christmas Vacation, I'd assume it was a serious statement, as both are gems of classic comedy, but with those two… not so much.

"Eye-catching… Anna Kendrick stars as a college freshman… obsessed with… Brittany Snow. Snow… wants… Kendrick's… love and… energetically delivered… sex… including S&M." - Tasha Robinson, AV Club

"Eye-catching… Anna Kendrick stars as a college freshman… obsessed with… Brittany Snow. Snow… wants… Kendrick's… love and… energetically delivered… sex… including S&M." - Tasha Robinson, AV Club

Oh yeah, that's a good one. Some sexual profanity and a brief shot of nudie mags, but no real sexual content to speak of. No violence, either. In my world, it's a good family film, though the heroin thing would admittedly require an explanation.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. Some sexual profanity and a brief shot of nudie mags, but no real sexual content to speak of. No violence, either. In my world, it's a good family film, though the heroin thing would admittedly require an explanation.

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY.

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY.

Britta's in it.

Britta's in it.

I will not masturbate to this I will not masturbate to this I will not aw fuck it who am I kidding.

I will not masturbate to this I will not masturbate to this I will not aw fuck it who am I kidding.