Stupid sexy toaster.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

Ned!

We love the new Jay-Z offspring, and here's why you should, too

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy!

Cera, primarily because of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and Superbad.

The 1976 Freaky Friday holds a 71%, and the 2003 remake stands at 88%.

(That was the joke, yeah.)

There really should be some sort of sitcom about NBC. Can't see that ever happening, though.

"'It’s certainly not the biggest failure we have produced in a long line of big failures, and if people seem to find it amusing, then thank Christ we actually managed to get away with something. You want vagina jokes, America? What do you call the skin around a vagina? A woman! Whitney, Wednesdays this spring,'…

I had a few minutes to kill and listened to each of these songs with an open mind. (Okay, I knew the Skrillex would be garbage, but I still attempted to give it a fair listen.)

Apt username is apt.

"I'd say the whole word next time."

OF CASH

I like her as Margot Tenenbaum.

It would certainly be more pleasant than Tyrannosaur Zombie, what with all the zombie dog murdering and zombie spousal abuse.

HEY EVERYBODY, I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

Agreed, minus the hostility. It's annoying, but it isn't a huge deal.

Also, if you say his name one time each season, he'll appear in season three.