I was standing on the cistern, hanging a clock, when I slipped and hit my head.  When I came to, I wrote this… the cloud atlas capacitor!

I was standing on the cistern, hanging a clock, when I slipped and hit my head.  When I came to, I wrote this… the cloud atlas capacitor!

It certainly has all the fanciful period costumery and ambitious middlebrow (not necessarily an oxymoron) literary pedigree and a diverse cast of name actors, and triumphal human spirits abounding, but… somehow I don't think it's Oscar bait.  It's just got too many overtly weird elements to it, and is too obviously a…

It certainly has all the fanciful period costumery and ambitious middlebrow (not necessarily an oxymoron) literary pedigree and a diverse cast of name actors, and triumphal human spirits abounding, but… somehow I don't think it's Oscar bait.  It's just got too many overtly weird elements to it, and is too obviously a…

Really?  _That_ dick joke was too subtle?  I must be slipping…

Really?  _That_ dick joke was too subtle?  I must be slipping…

I haven't seen the movie, but I did buy a ticket to see Albert's knob.  Overrated.

I haven't seen the movie, but I did buy a ticket to see Albert's knob.  Overrated.

I feel you could almost fill an inventory like this with just Spielberg movies.  Did Amistad win anything at all?  Munich?

I feel you could almost fill an inventory like this with just Spielberg movies.  Did Amistad win anything at all?  Munich?

The Commitments = Lifetime Pass

The Commitments = Lifetime Pass

Margot is at the Wedding.
Rachel is Getting Married.

Margot is at the Wedding.
Rachel is Getting Married.

Sorry, we're supposed to wait til _after_ the apocalypse to start the cannibalism?  My bad.

Sorry, we're supposed to wait til _after_ the apocalypse to start the cannibalism?  My bad.

Always steer into a skid, Les.  I don't want to hear about the highway patrol scraping you off a bridge abutment this winter.

Always steer into a skid, Les.  I don't want to hear about the highway patrol scraping you off a bridge abutment this winter.

But if he's only a half-man, and that's half your reason, aren't you down to 1/4 by now?

But if he's only a half-man, and that's half your reason, aren't you down to 1/4 by now?