But until that glorious day, I must go on blowing air through my meat flaps like a sucker.

Actually, I would pay good money for a movie about Batman and Green Arrow having to make the world believe Superman is still alive.

50 human centipedes?

I have an awful feeling at times that… I am Bojack Horseman.

It hadn't occurred to me to wonder, honestly.

Thanks, but honestly, being in the middle of an MA program, with no regular job, and sharing a lease with her, dealbreaking as such is not an option at this time.

She did it again last night. We were in the audience of a show at intermission, and she was on one of her diatribes, and I forget what set her off. I left it at "Please stop poking me" to avoid making a scene.

What?!? Jesus Christ.

I had 4 different background roles in season 2. See if you can spot me!

I have said almost precisely those exact words to her.

(Bows deeply.)

"Naturally, this translated into the usual "do you come with the room?" questions that all middle-aged men traveling on business think is just absolutely hilarious…

Ugh. Sorry.

You may, if that's what you want.

I think most people don't realize how much information about them is being recorded at any given time, and how much more information can be uncovered.

Yeah, and "went to get water". Was this, like, a well situation? Was the plumbing down in the dorm?

She says, "You're too sensitive!", but responds similarly to gentle caressing, which comes more naturally to me. "It tickles! You have to understand, I'm VERY SENSITIVE." Uh-HUH.

Mrs. Langdon Alger = Most Valuable Player

Yeah - SL ran in Albany's alt paper when I lived there back in '04.

It's not that I don't want her touching me, but her touching tends to be very abrupt and aggressive. I don't respond well to that kind of touching under any circumstances (I'm very sensitive to any kind of stimulation, and it's probably also residual from bullying and harassment when I was a kid). I've expressed this…