DAMMIT.

(Reads down thread)

"Your honor, my client has killed FAR LESS people than any other mass murderer!"

Is she… seeing anyone these days?

… and here comes mine!

And there's some guy standing way too close while waiting for his turn.

(Unzips.)

But I get off on foreign robot porn!

"I'm SURE I need a root canal! I'm sure I need a long… slow… root canal."

I keep opening mine, and all I get is flaccid. (Looks down sadly at pelvic region.)

It actually makes perfect sense. She does songs that don't necessarily fit current pop templates, and are about things like androids and the apocalypse. We're lucky she gets as much notice as she does.

I know, right?

(80% of The A.V. Club staff and commentariat look up.)

"Nerd" was totally a thing. FROM ONE WHO KNOWS.

Well, what else was the Guardian of Forever built for?

That IS a pretty good word.

He doesn't articulate it very well, but he's dressed as a Caitian, the species of Lt. M'ress from the animated series.

I wanna know next time Pon Faar rolls around…

The Vulcan lass at 46 seconds… RRRREEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Back when I first read it, I was seeing Andy Griffith in the part.