"Professional"?!? We can get PAID for this?!?

I really try to stay and all-around kind of guy, but am focusing on cultural for purposes of getting my MA and PhD.

It's not my bog story, but that's a good one.

It IS 5 hours from Rochester to Pittsburgh… how did you know?!?

I don't understand this reference, but no.

Funny, smart, and pretty, you say? Looked like Natasha Leggero, you say?

That's very interesting. And one could do this through… ?

Not this time… but as an anthropologist myself, I desperately hope that that happens one day for the benefit of my future colleagues… who will probably be descended from rats.

He still hasn't tried to put it in your butt, has he Michelle?

Well, the spiders are probably virtually harmless to humans. The Duggars are human cancer.

Zing!

… opossums can swear?

Sadly, no.

I was a HUGE "Smallville" fan for the first 5 years or so. Then, as noted, it started to go off the rails. I really quit around season 7 and only came back for the finale (and had NO idea what was going on.)

Heheh… "fill"…

Not as much as I would like…

Oh Christ, don't get me started.

WOW.

Sorry, Judkins. :(

Fuck you, DailyJobsReport~Get Paid $97/h. Judkins Major is hurting here.