"Hey, did you like The Forty Year-Old Virgin?"

"people who think sex=relationship"

I've learned a hard lesson from experiences in many workplaces: that comment or joke that just occurred to you? Don't voice it. Just don't. The other person / people probably won't get it (often the case with my sense of humor and the last couple jobs I've had), which will just make it weird, and may get offended,…

SO MANY.

I know your pain.

Well, women at various workplaces have said that to me many times, so…

(Whispers) Yeeeeeessssssssss…

Depends what it's a forest OF.

I'm a regular and I'M very confused.

Sweet Wafflicious. You don't need to fear the creature under the sea!

Gotta go with a land mammal for teabagging. Sorry.

… was she in "Knocked Up"?

I liked her eyes. I thought they made her kinda sexy.

I'm always getting her confused with that other one. Katherine… something… ?

I SAID toodle… oo.

[pedantic]Frogs don't have balls.[/pedantic]

I like 'im.

OK - this will meet my needs.

One could argue it lacks the quiet poetry of "Can't you feel my faded Levis bursting apart?"

WHATEVER WORKS.