It was the only thing he learned about Japanese culture following his brief interest during the popularity of the Vapors' "Turning Japanese".

(Scooches closer to The A.V. Club.)

Hey buddy - did you get a load of the NERD?!?

Why you gotta ruin our fun, PugsMalone?

We can if you want.

Touche'.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE.

"… throbbing, pulsating congeries of amorphous flesh floating in space…"

You seen his bit about how the Greatest Generation dances like THIS, and our generation dances like THAT? It KILLS.

(Reciting)

LEAVE THIS PLACE.

As many as there are stars in the grand firmament.

It gets cut off, but she gets a badass Medievalpunk mechanical replacement.

They're not humorless! They seem to laugh at that Jeff Dunham well enough. They…

Maybe his mom is half Black too?

There are a couple of guys at my gym I wouldn't mind making a sandwich WITH, if you know what I mean…

Going Here you, won't you? Can Find Out, OK!

His dad is Obama?

"The All-Singing, All-Dancing Dead".

Ha! You pulled it off, Dik.