"Reckon" is perfectly acceptable. I say it all the time.

Am I the only one for whom this one really didn't work? I guess I like the plot-driven episodes of this show better.

YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR ME.

Well, in many ways I am STILL a 13-year-old boy, and I like hot librarians, so…

Oh my yes. Is she awful? I don't know that I've actually heard or read her.

… and it is NO help in getting me out of these woods. I've been lost for days!

"Forget the burning"?!? But I just finished building this Wicker Man!

Ooh… you DO know what I like…

Michelle Malkin would be my shameful celebrity "crush"… oh, the things I would do to her that she so richly deserves…

… is there a football in the groin?

The passed me over too… and sometimes when I watch I can't help but say, "… REALLY?!?”

Sorry - I was thinking of the murders like one murder-event. Sloppy language.

A homotel room?

As far as the courts could determine, she didn't even do the one murder.

"I'm a massless subatomic particle and can't get laid. What am I doing wrong?"

Oh thank GOD. Mommy didn't lie to me!

But it was Deep Roy rapping!

Deep Roy is awesome.

"Do you know what untoasted toast is? Its fucking bread."

Me too! And if she happens to be wearing a denim jumpsuit, equestrian gear, or a Wonder Woman costume, so much the better!