Sadly, his communion ceremony involves snaking tentacles into every orifice to send communicative electrochemical signals directly to the brain.
Sadly, his communion ceremony involves snaking tentacles into every orifice to send communicative electrochemical signals directly to the brain.
When he wanted to hire a dwarf dressed as John-John to stand by the bed and salute the whole time… THAT was my dealbreaker.
"Ass-play bildungsroman" is my new favorite phrase. Thank you.
"Mmf… I'm tasting cumin… I'm tasting turmeric… it's gamy but not overpowering… and just a little bit of heat."
I dunno… most airports I've been to have clean bathrooms and lots of hot people.
" …a straight cisgender female grizzly Adams ."
… or were you debating RIGHT?
I would love to know what things your mom did that required lack of a paper trail.
We can vocally comment on Savage Love now?
… what was wrong with the title "Quantum of Solace"?
"'No, Dad - what about you? 'Damn you!'"
Oh, yeah! Mom asked me to go so my little brother wouldn't have to go alone. What I surprise that I loved it (possibly more than he did.)
I have never regretted my "LaRouche in 2000" neck tat.
Oh yeah - particularly because he was a cancer survivor, a lot of people invested hope and inspiration in him.
Christ, PeepingTorgo. I don't now how can you can watch movies on a regular screen like some brute animal.
I hate Humvees, but the Tumbler is awesome.
Oh - or a Batmobile. Anton Furst or Tumbler. They're road-legal, right?
I tend to like souvenirs that are practical and/or don't take up a lot of room.
I… I DO.
Well! I wanted to quit my job anyway - now I have the perfect reason. I'm SURE my girlfriend will understand..