No, you can be with me… you just might find that the quarter dollar coin in your pocket inexplicably has a picture of a turkey on the reverse face. Things like that. ;)

I saw it when I was almost 12.

It's from "Dumbo", and don't you DARE say another word against it. (Balls fists while fighting back tears.)

I'm with you. That whole opening sequence is amazing and quite effective.

Whoops - I guess in this case it should be "honour". Sorry. :)

Many years ago I briefly dated a Brazilian woman that I really liked.

Shuttity up up up! :)

More than you'd think. Not all of them advertise.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!

THE A.V. CLUB

"We obey the Force, son. We obey the Force or people die… it's that simple. Are we clear?"

"I'm out of order… YOU'RE out of order… the whole Jedi Council's out of order!"

Well, I've been 43 years a Lloyd…

The Maw thing works but I like the BSing one better.

… is it still slavery if you're willing?

Not a lotta Cronenbergs in this book I guess. Coulda benefitted from being a lot more Cronenberged up.

From now on I'm calling my self Nuclear Vampire Blue Eyes.

Is the Commie Awards voting committee still taking nominations? I think we may have a winner here…

Yes! Tonight instead of checking the AV Club, I'm going to make love with my girlfriend!

"Full blown sex party".