Goodness knows I love vaginas, but can't we get some juicy boners in there as well?

… I was gonna say "monster".

I still can't believe there is a game called "cornhole" that is apparently played unironically.

"(Brown)eye of the Tiger (Beat-style twink)".

Hey - don't knock participation trophies. For some of us, it's our only real achievement.

We try to control these puns, but they just keep leaking out.

Ya know, I hear that Cookie Monster is one hungry mo-

And what about our nuts?

A better question would be why many, many more shows LACK farting hippos.

You know that someone, somewhere, sometime, has had sex wearing that costume.

Can't believe it took me this long to get that.

Random Roles never left, and I like this feature, so PPPPPBBBBTTTHH on you.

Whup - beat me to it.

Manolo is the suave guy who may or may not have pushed Pete Campbell's mom off a cruise ship.

Maybe she inhales through there too. It's one of her SPIDER POWERS.

Out there, somewhere, there is already porn of that. Rule 34, my friend… Rule 34.

I've always had a thing for mosqued superheroines.

You should've seen what they WANTED to put on the cover. It wasn't the mystic hammer Mjolnir, believe you me.

(Shoots sticky fluid a considerable distance.)

"Didja see my butt?"