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The Anachronist
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Wait - I think you're right.

You've seen the movie "Storytelling", right?

"P.S. I’ve included a pic of me in full pup gear in hopes it will bolster my chances of publication."

(Peter Parker pokes head in, waggles eyebrows suggestively.)

I, myself, favor the "Corsican Highwayman".

"Fill in the blanks with Jack Donaghy: 'Five inches, but it’s thick.'"

DAMMIT.

Yeah - I've also seen a profusion of odd shading lines across the middles of faces - an anime and//or manga influence, I think.

Well, I won't disagree. I thought many of them were fantastic!

I dunno why they all have red noses (been hitting the gin?), but this was fun.

I've only seen parts of this story, and that was easily 24 years ago, so I can't say much about it…

("Orchestra Hit") OOOMF! OO-OOOMMF!

Well, why not? :)

HEY, BUDDY - DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THE NEEERRRRD?!?

(Jackie Gleason voice) Mmmmmmm, that's good national slurring!

Cumberbatch played Hawking?!? WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW?

Maybe his love of pornography, at least?

They beat him (her? Intersex?) with ripe plantains.

Dammit, with a little more thought given to the first line, that could a been a haiku…