OH MY GOD THAT SANDWICH SOUNDS SO GOOD.

BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

DAMMIT.

(Singing in John Ashcroft voice)

I don't know which makes me want to puke more - the Quesarito or Zach Braff.

I've seen the ads.

"Three-way"? "Four-way"? In my relationship it's more like "NO WAY!"

That's an unbelievable account, SAR.

That's what I do. Our cat seems to appreciate the variety.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT ALREADY?

I love all the outfits they were wearing in that video.

It's surprisingly comfy in there.

I have Diminished Gluteal Syndrome and I'm still waiting on delivery of a silicone butt.

Fortunately, when Groot farts it's only a release of fragrant cedarwood.

(Bert Lahr voice)

"Jack Burton… me!"

… and 9 months later, @alecbersch:disqus was born.

I would definitely watch that!

A puppet.

Jesse Martin's version would be great, though.