The breakfast machine scene in "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" is one of my favorites in all of cinema.

Thanks, but I'm WELL beyond my 20s and have decent employment.

I dunno… I may be being naive and short-sighted about this (who, me? Never!), but I generally feel there's nothing on my social media I'm not prepared to own. If a potential employer was prepared to reject me for my non-work opinions, lifestyle, etc., I probably don't want to work there anyway.

Do you have a muscle car you can wash on the front lawn?

"To See the Invisible Man" is one of my favorite" Zones" ever. People overlook the 80s reincarnation at their peril.

Silly idiotking! You wonder if you could fuck EVERYONE'S son! :)

YES.

SO WHERE DO I AUDITION TO BE THE NEW TOM SERVO?!?

"Ugh… Reed… we really became a bunch of Cronenbergs, huh?"

*sigh* Yeah…

Reed Richards: Adam Scott

It's not Batman!

"At some level, you've wondered what the Thing's penis looks like."

The Thing's Thing?

"WAUGH! I'm all gritty… covered in sand!"

There's gotta be a GIF, right? A GIF of Kif? C'mon - somebody help Cliffy out!

"… but for someone who grew up in the late ’70s listening to Siouxsie And The Banshees and a lot of post-punk like Joy Division and nihilistic industrial electronic music, this was everything that I sort of railed against… It’s what stupid people dance to at weddings."

Does David Tennant remember what you were wearing? That's the more important question here.

"Oh, Roachy… you're my one true friend…"

WHOA-OA NO BETTY
BAM-A-LAM