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The Anachronist
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I get plenty of veg, but avoid sunlight because my skin is essentially transparent.

Will Riker, Deanna Troi, Worf, and Geordi.

I've still got VHSes.

The fish show sounds really interesting… but why so late, PBS? Don't you know I'm old?!?

Dr. Bronner's Peppermint is worth all the crazy in the world.

Kids have gotta learn about TimeCube somehow.

For all "Voyager's" flaws, Mulgrew was always bringin' it.

(Smells hammer.)

To be fair, it's all the fault of that miscreant Rene Belloq giving French archaeology a bad name!

"Officially"

"Extra credit shall be given for cookies still soft and oven-warm."

I… I'm not sure if this is a joke or not.

"Hey! Quit kicking dream sand in our faces!"

That school would be great if it wasn't for that crusty old dean!

*BING!*

I would pay good money to see that.

"All hail the truck farmer!"

We don't watch TV "over the air", as such, 'cause we have cable… but we have three TVs.

THE A.V. CLUB

It was your getting them to mate that skeeved me.