Well, you have all those great stories you tell in the "Savage Love" comments. So there's that.

I want to be a THRILLHO, but deep down I know I'm really just a Milpool.

Did you tell YOUR mother that?

Fictional characters are talking to me! … again!

This one pretty much gets my vote for best "Simpsons' ever.

To be fair, that fig tree was a real asshole.

Did… did Anna Kendrick wear a Little Mermaid costume?

Is… is that Anna Kendrick wearing a revealing showgirl costume? With a little top hat?!?

Yes please!

"Fuck me, Seymour… fuck me all night lo-ong… you can do it!"

All sources of "Doctor Who" are non-canonical. :D

Hoo boy… I find BOTH the Peladon stories to be pretty dire.

IT SUCKS A LITTLE NOW, LT. COL.

Weighing in late - just got to watch this (and "P&R") tonight. Naturally, it was brilliant.

"Lick my candy cane", and so forth.

Ditto. Just call me a velociraptor…

"Castellanata's passed away, eh? Well, ol' Gil can fill in for 'im, you betcha! I'll… oh, wait."

"Hello… Smithers. You're quitegood at… TURNING… me… ON."

(Homer laughs, uproariously and at length.)

It's not porn already?