… will you read it to us? (Begins panting expectantly.)

"Eennnnhh… I'll suck it… but I won't like it!"

"Doctor Who" is about hope and wonder in a universe of terrors. "Rick and Morty" is about horror and sadness behind a veneer of banality. Both are glorious.

"Bloom County" was very much of its time, but if you can mentally put yourself back in that time and read it, it's one of the best things FROM that time. Glorious.

This one wins.

ALL THE UPVOTES.

"Just a scared kid in a man's body."

They shoulda done a riff on the classic retort:

Try Savannah sometime. :)

I like this idea.

Counterpoint!

"That's one hell of a swizzle stick…"

QUEER HAS ANOTHER MEANING, YOU KNOW.

"Gonna use oil-based paint
'Cause the wood is… pine"

"Indeed, the greatest Doctor Who story of them all is entirely about the Doctor pushing himself beyond his breaking point to save a companion he’s only just met."

EVERYONE deserves better.

Don: "I have to say (wheeze) I didn't (wheeze) think it would (wheeze) end like this."

One of my favorite bars in Rochester still has one (or did, last I was there.)

"Big word'? Really?

I hate hate HATE when someone is conveniently rendered unconscious with one punch or knock to the head.