I've found separate bathrooms, AT LEAST, to be a must.

"He slimed me."

"Also, does she come when y'all just 'ram it in'?"

Well, in many ways I AM just learning about relationships. My history in that field has not been terribly successful.

What I have not talked about is the good stuff. She is materially generous, and very patient. (As I say, living with me can be no picnic - I can be sensitive, moody, somewhat disorganized, and am not making enough money at the moment.) We do have good times together.

Going on 43 - she is just 2 months younger.

Oh - also, after being in Atlanta for going on 9 months now, I don't know that I want to live here long-term. (After this morning's traffic, I don't know that I want to live here past TOMORROW.) She has made it clear she wants to stay here the rest of her life. So, there's that.

Thanks, stakkalee.

Thanks, CC.

Thanks Dik.

Thank you, Cookie. Yes, I try to be GGG about it - what it boils down to is that that's how we usually end up doing it.

COOKIE MONSTER

So here's what I'm wanting help with this week, from Savage Dik, Idiot Savage, or whomever:

Thank you for indulging my "Beetlejuice" love.

I do too.

I hope you sent a nice letter or email to the makers of Resolve telling them this story and how useful their product was in that situation.

SavageDikSavageDikSavageDik!

Lee Gordon DeMarbre, the creative force behind my beloved "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter", announced plans for "Black Kissinger" years ago. I don't know that it ever went anywhere, though…

(Burns voice) "Children, today we're going to learn about cutting edge technology - the computer! Why, modern scienticians predict that one day soon there may be as many as fifty computers in operation… and they will be small enough to fit into a modestly-sized water closet!"

That's the worst name I've ever heard.