(Breathily) "Ooh… it's SO oxidized!"

I KNOW… but how did he get to that position, and why did it guarantee him an above-the-title credit for EVERY SEASON despite the fact that a) he appears to have no remarkable qualities as a performer, and b) Ryan was only ever a supporting character AT MOST?

WEGMANS. A little piece of that glorious wonderland dies with him.

Why is BJ Novak? I could never understand why he was featured so prominently in "The Office"… especially as the profile of his character decreased. He seemed even less necessary in "Inglourious Basterds". I admit those are the only things I've seen him in, so I may have missed something vital.

"My mother lives in Hackensack."

Depends on that particular person's physiognomy. Different people carry excess fat in different places.

Heh - "'Doctor Who' money".

Personally I picture him more as a condor.

See also: "Doctor Who".

I dunno about others in the US, but The Anachronist's Girlfriend and I recognized exactly what they were getting at and I found this story immensely satisfying.

Oh, me too - the vast majority of stories from that run are terrific.

DAMMIT.

Once they sign something, it's worth s fair amount of money. I don't blame him trying to get a piece of it.

"… he tries to close his robe, but it's too late… I've seen everything."

Something something Gandalf's staff.

There was a time in my teen years when particular artists' work on "X-Men" and "New Mutants" was prime material for jacking it.

"Hot Syncopated Action!!!"

Diana Prince, by some accounts…

Hey! I've met some very sweet snakes.

Let me tell you about a little thing called "The Tap Dance Kid"…