"… though there were…"

The Sopranos was on HBO, and those there was a great deal of tatas on prominent display, we never got to see Carmela's, Meadow's, Janice's … hell, not even Charmaine Bucco's glorious rack.

Wik
A Mse once bit my sister…

Rich?
Just how much does a forensic scientist for the MPD make, anyway?

That whole plot line was undercooked and tedious. I guess you could rationalize it by saying the kid bought the spray paint, but the father actually used it. Or the kid did the spray painting, and the dad did other things. I'm already bored trying to explain this, so I'm guessing the writers were too.

Boobies! It's got boobies!

You know what would make me happy every day? If you choked to a painful bloody death on your spam and your Ugg boots.

I'm going to make a wild guess
… and say that Anthony Michael Hall is probably available.

Once again …
… no Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Agreed, this episode is probably the funniest Jerry Seinfeld has been since his show ended.

Yahoo
I get an Entertainment news feed on My Yahoo page, and they spoiled the surprise cameo in one of their headlines. Not the story, the fucking HEADLINE.

I hope the shirt in that photo is just a prototype…
Because nobody who reads the AV Club is that thin.

Funny things from the 80s:

Enough
No more movies with "American" in the title.

Mike or Joel?

The Eisenberg Principle
Adventureland was pretty decent.

Hybrid
Does anyone else think this show is trying too hard to be a hybrid of Arrested Development and The Office?

What about "Tucker: A Man And His Dream"?

The Hipster Douchebag remake:

John Cheever.