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Dilemma
I really, really want to own this series, but I'd rather have it in Blu-ray.

Shocked
I remember being completely shocked at just how fucking good Gerald McRaney was as Hearst.

Oy vey
So, to extrapolate a bit, I'm guessing that if a male vampire gets circumcised, his foreskin will grow back.

Does anyone else think…
…that the Ralph Fiennes vampire looks awkward in a cowboy hat?

I thought it was interesting how Godric doesn't really require feeding much anymore. He's the oldest vampire we've met on the show (2000+ years), so he's our primary frame of reference regarding what happens to "elderly" vamps.

Yes, Peter Gabriel made "Shock the Monkey". That's the only thing he's ever done in his whole entire life.

Pete Townshend was never charged with anything, and despite an intensive investigation, authorities never found a single incriminating thing anywhere in his houses or his computers, anywhere.

Dean Martin wasn't a drunk, it was something he played up as part of his persona.

He'll show you the life of the mind!!!

Oh, and Vin
I would think that Vin Diesel would probably be a total asshole, but the guy plays D&D. So how bad could he be?

Musicians
Every musician I've ever met in my life has either been a raging douchetard or a batshit crazypants. Every single one.

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to

Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin.

A bit heavy on the snark
If finding Jesus is what it took for this guy to severely tone down his doucheness, we should support that, not mock.

I read an interview with him where he said that he got fat because he took full advantage of the craft services provided on the LOTR films. When all the dust settled after the hoopla and the Oscars and the Extended Edition DVDs, he finally had a second to look at himself and say, "WTF?!?"

I couldn't get through it. I'll give pretty much any book 50 pages, this one I didn't even make 30.

I love the Internet, because even an article about a fairly homely-looking middle-aged actor can devolve into a long argument about the hotness levels of carefully marketed female celebrities none of us will ever meet.

I haven't seen it in probably 20 years, but I used to love Birdy. I even got the Peter Gabriel soundtrack.

I hope he got those socks he wanted.

Shortbus.