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For me, the first seven approximate minutes drag.  We already know that totalitarianism is bad, although admittedly it looks a little cooler when the edicts are handed down by a boxing announcer and carried out by a modern dance troupe.

I was about to mention that DS9 role, in a story that had a Kafkaesque intensity albeit a happy ending.  His "defense" attorney was excellently smarmy.

I was about to mention that DS9 role, in a story that had a Kafkaesque intensity albeit a happy ending.  His "defense" attorney was excellently smarmy.

His name was John Belushi.
His name was John Belushi!

His name was John Belushi.
His name was John Belushi!

It's true that if the showrunner allows it, staff writers can bring an extra tang to their episodes.  There's a reason why Joss Whedon has kept contact with Tim Minear and Jane Espenson across his various TV projects.

It's true that if the showrunner allows it, staff writers can bring an extra tang to their episodes.  There's a reason why Joss Whedon has kept contact with Tim Minear and Jane Espenson across his various TV projects.

Around the world around the wo-o-orld

Around the world around the wo-o-orld

Oh, that slam at the Riddick novelization was one of my favorite lines of the night.  That might have been what allowed Evil Abed to gain the upper hand.

Oh, that slam at the Riddick novelization was one of my favorite lines of the night.  That might have been what allowed Evil Abed to gain the upper hand.

I thought she was Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

I thought she was Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

I wonder if we'll ever find out what Britta said about her parents.

I wonder if we'll ever find out what Britta said about her parents.

Anyway, how does he know the reporter hasn't served in the military at some point in the past?  Was the guy wearing a Lifelong Civilian badge or something?

Damn it!  Can't I have any original ideas?

But then how will we ever get Connect Four: The Movie?

The guy was a football kicker, too.  Obviously sucked for him.

Oh baby, I've got a hard castle for your mccormick.