[wrestles @EvelKareebel:disqus to ground, clamps mouth shut]
[wrestles @EvelKareebel:disqus to ground, clamps mouth shut]
[stares at phone screen blankly, walks into garden rake, suffers concussion]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Porn is what you can get off to. You just know that there's someone out there who finds the death throes of animals erotic.
[sighs]
He does, however, play with his Jimmy.
This is how you remind me of what I never heard.
Hi Burl!
Hi Burl!
You've got PORN ON THE MIND.
I'm speechless! I have no speech!
Liv Tyler is so beautiful it's staggering.
Correction: *did* rocks, Aerosmith did rocks.
Learn something, son.
Oh no you don't!
Oh no you don't!
Oh no you don't!
Her voice is grating and she speaks like an 8 year old.
Her voice is grating and she speaks like an 8 year old.
35? Jesus Christ! Just go on ahead and kill yourself.