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Myxomatosis
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[wrestles @EvelKareebel:disqus to ground, clamps mouth shut]

[stares at phone screen blankly, walks into garden rake, suffers concussion]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Porn is what you can get off to. You just know that there's someone out there who finds the death throes of animals erotic.

[sighs]

He does, however, play with his Jimmy.

This is how you remind me of what I never heard.

Hi Burl!

Hi Burl!

You've got PORN ON THE MIND.

I'm speechless! I have no speech!

Liv Tyler is so beautiful it's staggering.

Correction: *did* rocks, Aerosmith did rocks.

Learn something, son.

Oh no you don't!

Oh no you don't!

Oh no you don't!

Her voice is grating and she speaks like an 8 year old.

Her voice is grating and she speaks like an 8 year old.

35? Jesus Christ! Just go on ahead and kill yourself.