Down with this sort of thing!

*Inside log cabin, Justin Vernon stops playing guitar mid-chord, tenses, watches moose wistfully, sighs *

*Inside log cabin, Justin Vernon stops playing guitar mid-chord, tenses, watches moose wistfully, sighs *

I've been not watching dolphin porn.

I've been not watching dolphin porn.

Man, I just found out last weekend that dolphins are serial rapists. They actually do gang rapes and have been witnessed raping unsuspecting dolphins in the blowhole.

Man, I just found out last weekend that dolphins are serial rapists. They actually do gang rapes and have been witnessed raping unsuspecting dolphins in the blowhole.

Fascinating.

Fascinating.

FUCK YOU CHRIS!

FUCK YOU CHRIS!

Smash it on the grassy knoll why don'tcha.

Smash it on the grassy knoll why don'tcha.

Oh, I agree. The guitar on Sixteen is a hot mess.

Oh, I agree. The guitar on Sixteen is a hot mess.

Tom waits is so badass it's almost a joke.

Tom waits is so badass it's almost a joke.

André is actually a pretty good guitar player. For evidence, listen to his guitar playing on "Pink Matter" off of Frank Ocean's "Channel Orange."

André is actually a pretty good guitar player. For evidence, listen to his guitar playing on "Pink Matter" off of Frank Ocean's "Channel Orange."

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