Craig Ferguson is quite intelligent and very funny in a self-deprecating kind of way. One of my favourite TV hosts.

Craig Ferguson is quite intelligent and very funny in a self-deprecating kind of way. One of my favourite TV hosts.

"I don't give a fuck about a motherfuckin Forbes' List/ far as I'm concerned that's a motherfuckin whores list"

This is beautiful.

Channing Tatum's character, a stripper, has a goddamn protégé?

"do you work at the prison or the hospital?"
Jesus Christ, are those the only options?

Gay? Blind? Both?

I think it was on here where I read a comment saying that Rob Delaney is the full-sized version of Peter Dinklage. Oh, how I laughed.

What the goddamn fuck does "welp" mean? Christ!

Because you're de man?

Indeed.

What's wrong with Whoopi? Honest question, I really would like to know.

I've never liked Tupac (very average rapper and he rhymed the same words in every song "my enemies/…….Hennessy") but that outro on Hit 'Em Up is hilarious.

"Hooker Penis Fun Smash Fist"

That would be "Songs That Make You Angry".

"Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!"

The Soundtrack To A Tentacle Rape

He really does mumble. Just straight ignores the beat and rambles on in a monotone.

What the fuck happened to Lupe Fiasco?

I don't think Black Eyed Peas are an appropriate example here since they're a group.