Sometimes I feel like the only person who watched every episode of Alcatrez. I'm glad I'm not alone in force-feeding myself horse shit.

Sometimes I feel like the only person who watched every episode of Alcatrez. I'm glad I'm not alone in force-feeding myself horse shit.

@avclub-c7b2dd37955735b005d5f5d6221ff657:disqus I enjoyed Cashback. I didn't find the undressing as creepy as it could be, because he was an art student and he was passing 8 hour shifts and I guess I don't think imagining someone naked or sexual fantasies about strangers so shocking. I think everyone's guilty of it a…

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus If the point was to seem well-read, you just blew that cover on here.

The West Coast is keeping that black t-shirt for being slighted so, BF5.

The West Coast is keeping that black t-shirt for being slighted so, BF5.

Green Day's party cd comes out the day before my birthday!

Green Day's party cd comes out the day before my birthday!

I could listen to that Passion Pit song all day…

I could listen to that Passion Pit song all day…

And who can forget "Drive My Car (And Set It On Fire)" or "Magical Mystery Tour (In This Stolen Winnebago)"?

And who can forget "Drive My Car (And Set It On Fire)" or "Magical Mystery Tour (In This Stolen Winnebago)"?

Don't be boughie, rocks. We're keepin' it real.

Don't be boughie, rocks. We're keepin' it real.

I, for one, was appalled when Tom Cruise sabotaged Coach's spring line. The colors!

I, for one, was appalled when Tom Cruise sabotaged Coach's spring line. The colors!

Her eyes were practically shining and she misspoke many a time. Everything was too gold with no color and the belt on that shapeless dress was riding up in the back and she looked harshhhhh. I love Miss Deely and she is usually immaculate, so now that I know she self-styles I'm really impressed, but not tonight. Maybe…

Her eyes were practically shining and she misspoke many a time. Everything was too gold with no color and the belt on that shapeless dress was riding up in the back and she looked harshhhhh. I love Miss Deely and she is usually immaculate, so now that I know she self-styles I'm really impressed, but not tonight. Maybe…

Nigel comment of the night: "Be careful, because your back is really supple."

Nigel comment of the night: "Be careful, because your back is really supple."