I think you just opened my eyes, johnshinobi. Thank you.

I think you just opened my eyes, johnshinobi. Thank you.

…..saywhat.

…..saywhat.

Okay, here's my problem with Girls, which I probably shouldn't go in to since it's very specific to me. But I'm going to, bitches. I was so excited about Girls because it seemed like it was going to be THE show of my generation, my people really, non-ancestry wise. I'm in my 20s, went to a pretty obnoxiously…

Okay, here's my problem with Girls, which I probably shouldn't go in to since it's very specific to me. But I'm going to, bitches. I was so excited about Girls because it seemed like it was going to be THE show of my generation, my people really, non-ancestry wise. I'm in my 20s, went to a pretty obnoxiously…

It's one of my goals in life to get a compliment from Debbie Allen in some way. Even if I just served her at a job one day. She just always gives the most profound, genuine compliments. "It's like you're testifying, you raise me up"? Yeah, I could probably ride for a few years on a Debbie Allen rainbow that good.

It's one of my goals in life to get a compliment from Debbie Allen in some way. Even if I just served her at a job one day. She just always gives the most profound, genuine compliments. "It's like you're testifying, you raise me up"? Yeah, I could probably ride for a few years on a Debbie Allen rainbow that good.

I think he has this weird voice he takes on when he finds a female contestant particularly nubile and sexy. Before they even dance you know he's off in perville. The belly dancer was especially hard to stomach, and that bacon diet disaster.

I think he has this weird voice he takes on when he finds a female contestant particularly nubile and sexy. Before they even dance you know he's off in perville. The belly dancer was especially hard to stomach, and that bacon diet disaster.

I don't miss them, per se…or at least I don't miss ballroom dancers trying to do hip hop. I would like to see a few though, I feel like when this show first started there was such an abundance!

I don't miss them, per se…or at least I don't miss ballroom dancers trying to do hip hop. I would like to see a few though, I feel like when this show first started there was such an abundance!

No wonder I turned out such a goddamn pill. Statler and Waldorf ruined entertainment for me.

No wonder I turned out such a goddamn pill. Statler and Waldorf ruined entertainment for me.

If the article is about any black person in any context, never scroll down. Hell, even if the article is about architecture, never scroll down. Birthers are born out of Yahoo!'s primordial ooze.

If the article is about any black person in any context, never scroll down. Hell, even if the article is about architecture, never scroll down. Birthers are born out of Yahoo!'s primordial ooze.

Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

It could still be Tiger Blood. Just now it's a vitamin-enfused kombucha he's hawking.

It could still be Tiger Blood. Just now it's a vitamin-enfused kombucha he's hawking.