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kelley the 1st
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To be fair, Shangela has improved a lot since she was on.

I have to say, I was a little proud of her this week. When she gets out of her own way, she rocks it.

She deeply, DEEPLY insecure. It's not a good look on you, Darienne.

Yeah, I didn't get malice from Courtney. She seemed a little clueless, though. I mean, how could you not see that saying something like that can come across as rude?

Because once again, everything has to be all about her all the time.

Considering that we saw how supportive her parents are and it's still not enough for her, I would bet money that it's a story she cooked up to look like the underdog.

"If"?

If anyone struck a deal with the devil, it's her. SHE DOES NOT AGE.

Hey, he still could.

I don't think so. It's not something I've ever been interested it either. I'm a straight woman who is not interested in having sex with other women. It holds no appeal for me. I don't want another lady getting all up in my sexytime. I prefer sex as a one-on-one activity.

Gotdang Socialist Commie Mooslim.

What the fuck does any of that have to do with sex advice?

Yeah, I would at least want to know what part of the transition they were currently in. If you think someone has a penis when they actually have a vagina or vice versa, you can't just spring that fact on them in the heat of the moment.

That's just how she's built. Nothing wrong with that. I don't require extreme fishiness in a queen; the illusion is half the fun anyway.

"Ah do believe ah'll give room service a jangle an' order up some etouffe."

Holy shit, can't unsee it.

The wig looking like it was fanned out on the pillow was a nice touch.

I'm tellin' ya, that will become a Drag Race catchphrase like "Rupaulogize".

Considering how up her own ass Lasagna is and how much of a frothing drama queen she is, I would take anything she says with a margarita's worth of salt. Especially is she said it at 4 AM.

Laganja always looks like a two-cent Boy George.