To be fair, Julia Roberts is completely awful in everything.

It did look like Days of Our Lives a few times.

And such a great decision to air it on the last night of Hanukkah!

You lost me at "Stephen Moyers was pretty amazing." I've heard dogs sing better than him.

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Who would she play? She's not a soprano, so there goes Hope, and she just doesn't have the acting chops for Little Sally or Penelope Pennywise.

Briefly.

I kind of love that they just fucking savaged Microsoft despite the fact that they sponsored the episodes. I wonder if Microsoft has a great sense of humor about themselves or if someone just signed off on this without checking it out first.

Yeah, these episodes made up for a lot, but I think cumulatively it's their worst season. I really think their hearts aren't in it anymore.

Next year, I really want to troll people waiting outside Walmart with that song.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought the woman in the red suit was a Misato homage. I didn't make the connection with Shinji and Gendo, though.

Ha, Xbone.

"An' if you believe that, I got a big floppy dick to wave in your face."

Could anyone read the back tattoo with 2011 in it? I suspect it's either a tribute to Steve Jobs or a celebration of his death. Or both.

Or Cow Days?

Princess Kenny isn't funny? That's just blasphemy.

Kim Cattrall, right?

For me, I need to be around people who don't share the same afflictions. I am very much a product of my environment,
like I feed off the emotions of the people I'm around, and I've struggled with anxiety since I was a kid. Being around other anxious people pushes me into a panic attack. So I gravitate toward partners…

Doobie wins.

Oh, that's no air rifle. That's the real deal. I can't help but think that it will finally be put to use this season, since they keep reminding us that he has it.