I'd be more worried if that didn't make you laugh. Floppy dongs are always funny.

If it was her, she was uncredited. But it had to be her. It was fucking spot-on.

If they don't have it by Friday, I will be shocked.

God yes, Anime Princess Kenny. I also loved the subtle Sailor Moon reference when Kenny got the amulet, being the tremendous nerd that I am.

He'll make a schtickle of meth.

Das ist not ein switch!!

FAKKU YU, WHERRU!! FAKKU YU, DORFINU!!

Didn't at least two of them admit they lied about it? I hope those asswipes are unemployable now too.

That was the only thing that didn't work.

Definitely the best line of the episode.

No. Nonono. The Simpsons hasn't been funny for the last 13 years. South Park can at least still bust out a good episode, even if they're fewer and farther between.

This was the first episode of the season that I unequivocally liked. They really, really need to stick to a single plot; throwing too many half-assed ideas into an episode is killing the show. This was the first episode I liked since World War Z, which was also a single, strong plot without a bunch of extra shit…

I can't decide if their well is starting to run dry of if they just don't fucking care anymore. I'm leaning heavily toward the latter.

That was a fucking embarrassment. Do they even give a shit anymore?

clobbers Tity Boy with a Bible

Fucking Friedberg & Seltzer ruined parody movies forever. They singlehandedly turned the genre from Airplane to "Ha ha! This is from a movie that just came out! Get it!?! GET IT?!?!"

I think the book states that she was 16. Which is still late, but I think the bigger issue is how a 16-year-old who wasn't taking a shitton of AP and college-level classes would have been allowed to graduate from high school.

Whaaa?? How the fuck would they find people willing to do that? Moreover, wouldn't rigor mortis make it impossible to actually fuck a corpse, much less get a camera up in there?

Not if your parents don't give their permission. They sent us all home with a form that they had to fill out and sign verifying that the school could tell us about all that shit. Presumably, anyone who doesn't have permission has to leave class and go to the library or something.

AND I AM TELLING YOU, I'M NOT GOING