I never wanted to punch a little girl in the face until I saw this kid.

But now they can finally go on that double date with Marilyn and Alan Bergman.

But now they can finally go on that double date with Marilyn and Alan Bergman.

Ew, no thanks.

Ew, no thanks.

Ya wanna wrap it up, Chunky? There's a tour comin' through.

Ya wanna wrap it up, Chunky? There's a tour comin' through.

But my vagina's all…puffy…

But my vagina's all…puffy…

Great! Where are we going?

I made it 30 seconds in before I got sick of the rampant fanservice. I'm not their demographic…

I made it 30 seconds in before I got sick of the rampant fanservice. I'm not their demographic…

Oh lord, that episode had me ugly-crying. Fruits Basket has several ugly-cry moments, truth be told.

I adored Fruits Basket. It was the series that got me back into anime after I ragequit dubs. I got fed up after Sailor Moon was so hugely mishandled over here. A friend lent me this and I was pleasantly surprised by how good the writing and voice acting were. What really appealed to me was its simple sweetness and its…

Aww, I love NGE. Especially as it got farther away from its mecha origins and closer to crazy mindfuckery.

Aww, I love NGE. Especially as it got farther away from its mecha origins and closer to crazy mindfuckery.

My favorite is "Every student macaronneously believes a teacher hates them."

My favorite is "Every student macaronneously believes a teacher hates them."

"I'm gonna take your pinky and make it aaaaallll stinky."

"I'm gonna take your pinky and make it aaaaallll stinky."