I'm still processing the fact that you had a secretary (I read above, about the "unit" secretary, but still).  I didn't know hipsters had jobs with secretaries.  Fuck, I think that was the last argument I had to deny being a hipster, unless fashion counts…

@Scrawler2:disqus  Jenny McCarthy, if memory serves?

@Scrawler2:disqus  Or Chucky.

I always thought Pause/Break was that new show on USA…?

Oh no, I know what it is, but I mean, what the fuck is it?  Maybe I'm just not familiar enough with Kanin and his wares, but what we're being shown seems hacky, at best.

I never even suspected/felt they cared.  I just figured it was more of a, "okay, this is what he's doing now, so… react!" to the audience.

I think he's just a really horny cad.  Maybe on a spot of acid.

Maybe I haven't read enough of his reading, but I wonder if Noel has been drinking tonight…

Leo's still stupid, but I say that James (d'Arcy James?) has been pretty good with what he's been given since he found out about the affairs.

Now Uma belt.

I don't know how, but I hope I figure it out all over again…

I have an inexplicable seething hatred for Devon Sawa.  He's the only problem with "Little Giants."  At least he was tolerable there.

OH GOD you had to remind me.  You just had to.

Meanwhile, this whole "90s on Nick" thing lies somewhere between masturbatory and willing statutory.

This reminds me of that goddamned Casper movie somehow.

Aww, screw.

Don't be stupid.  Who do you think Morgan Spurlock is?

OTHER ROLES I'D LIKE TO SEE TOM HANKS PLAY:

Seriously.  I was gonna post individually but I'll just tag along here.:

Shaiman/Wittman are awesome.  I've been studying their work for a while now.